Topic: "End of the World"
Moderator: M Jay
Moderator: M Jay
Mini: yellow people!
M Jay: no we're all brown mini. NOT yellow.
L Coeus: elloe....
M Jay: no we're all brown mini. NOT yellow.
L Coeus: elloe....
Mini: floozie!
M Jay: Greetings. We start our session with an ending. Not ours of course. Just the world's. If you have that squarish/rectangular box that is everyone's best mate, you would have had enough experience of watching humans die in every possible way. Godzilla? Check. Cloverfield? Check. 4th of July? Check. Day After Tomorrow? Check. The point: How's the end of the world in your mind?
Mini: jeeju insan ban!
M Jay: Do remember the Mayans have already declared us doomed by 2012. So lets have it
Mini: we're doooooomed! ahhhhhhhhh
L Coeus: aahh end of world, are we talking about the man mad annihilation or the other one, the end of times!!!!!!
M Jay: open ended L Coeus
Retro Junky: ohkay, first hi ppl
L Coeus: walaikum hi
AIK: hello all
L Coeus: and what so ever happeend to intros m jay!!!!!
M Jay: lets just say i'm not big on them. Everyone , Ashar. Ashar, Everyone
Lord Coeus: ahh right, i feel right at home
M Jay: I'd like to hear SB talk as well
AIK: SB is lost with gerard
M Jay: lets start with Mini. Whats your end of the world?
Mini: huh...start wat? end of the world?
M Jay: yes damnit!
SB: Hey every1
Retro Junky: oh she is finally awake
L Coeus: walaikum hey SB
M Jay: i've fallen in with a bunch of hello cheerios types! See what i meant by the 3 line hellos?!
ASB: Yup. Lol, mini didn't you read the guidelines?
Mini: i did but this aint my favorite topic
M Jay: welcome to the real world mini, unicorns don't exist and we all die
AIK: end of the world..??like how did it even start?
Retro Junky: in my mind the end is scary, yup
L Coeus: Ends are always scary, even the happy endings, caz they are oblivious to what lies ahead
Mini: we'll all die one day...i dunno why ppl make it so drastic in the movies
M Jay: I don't want our identities to be OUT there, for further information and scare, kindly watch THE NET
L Coeus: scare!!!!! the net!!!!!!!! how old were u when u watched it jay???
M Jay: the same time when i was getting frackin scared by the big dumb doll Chuckie
Retro Junky: well how wud u feel if u lost ur identity?
M Jay: hello back to the topic!
SB: yeah becuz i am not getting anythin anymore!
L Coeus: 10 mins to lights out at my side....
M Jay: and thats the end of the world for you?
ASB: Well, I think that if we don't die of the heat, we probably will kill each other
Retro Junky: its 10 min to end for coeus
AIK: 1 hour probably to my end! and in a day we all end atleast 5 times..weird no?
L Coeus: i am seeing weather as more and more a probable cause....
M Jay: ASB has interest in lets say the extra terrestrial.. any comment on that?
ASB: Ah, well I highly doubt that aliens will come to invade Earth... I have other theories about aliens, but lets not go there.
L Coeus: A.V.P!!!!!!
SB: hmmm it is gonna be pretty scary i am hopin i don't live to see it
L Coeus: and i'm hoping i live to see it, gonna be interesting
M Jay: lets just say if we aren't ambushed by monkey jr. first, we might still make it to the next level
SB: dude this topic is really depressing
M Jay: what about killer zombie donkeys? Any idea when they would be attacking anytime soon?
Retro Junky: zombie donkeys =/
L Coeus: i think Jay is alredy suffering from a blackout
AIK: sigh @world history students' theories
Retro Junky: yea exactly AIK! give ur scientific theory
M Jay: oh yes and the black out ofcourse.. you remember what happened in US and Canada rite SB: wat happened?
Retro Junky: the blackouts SB, they went all crazy like monkeys then
AIK: what happened in US Jay?
L Coeus: Much of Canada and I think Northern parts of US went to darkness due to unkown reasons....
SB: When was that and why dun i know it?!
AIK: exactly same here SB
Retro Junky: Because u watch E! instead of CNN all the time
M Jay: umm am i like on planet earth still?
L Coeus: Bingo, electra aap ka huwa Jay
SB: lolzz thats probably rite
AIK: no way i dont have E! on!But that doesnt mean I watch CNN all the time=p
M Jay: what do you guys think about dinosaurs making it back?
Retro Junky: Oh yeaaaaaa
ASB: Ah... I think that is possible
AIK: watchin CNN??
Retro Junky: I would love that
SB: They wont
Mini: never gonna happen
Retro Junky: they can
M Jay: it would be so easy to hide
L Coeus: some one is impressed with speilberg, ALOT
M Jay: never say never mini
AIK: argghh where is it going?
M Jay: with the humanity falling back to neanderthal ways you never can be too sure
ASB: how about a couple of earthquakes and tsunamis?
Retro Junky: nope! We have had enuff of those
M Jay: shake things up you mean?
AIK: Jay..would u give me time off to bring a dictionary?=p
SB: yeah...I dun want nymore of those
L Coeus: killer asteroid!!!!!
AIK: yeh the asteroid thing is true
Mini: then y not a comet? that'll be the coolest
AIK: Comets you see in the sky...never came to earth i guess=p
M Jay: I think the space would love to have vengence on us. What about being sucked in the black hole?
Retro Junky: oh haan i always wondered wots in there
M Jay: a comet would jaliofiy us all hello! Nothing "cool" about it.
Mini: imagine us all running aronud like a bunch of loonatics
Retro Junky: hey is the universe shrinking or expanding?
AIK: expandinggg!!!
Mini: aaaaaa save our planet earth we're being sucked up by NOTHING!
AIK: Doppler's affect
Mini: its expanding definately, then its gonna suddenly poof!
Retro Junky: I hope not pooof man
ASB: Oh.... maybe some weird experiment will go very wrong and jeopardize Earth, for example, they might create antimatter or something
Mini: that is more possible then any of the others
Retro Junky: hmm like 28 days later. I loved that movie. Can we actually create antimatter?
L Coeus has left the conversation.
SB: science!! u r discussing science. This is sad!
AIK: end of the LORD!!!
Retro Junky: Its made of neutrinos if i'm not wrong
ASB: well, it would annihilate matter but it is possible to create it and no, it's made of positrons.
Retro Junky: no positron are only antimatters of electrons
ASB: Basically, the theory is that there is a mirror image of this universe somewhere out there and if the two meet, BOOOM! End of both worlds
M Jay: AT is stuck in the supermarket btw
Retro Junky: yes its made of antimatter, rite
AIK: woww mirror image!!
M Jay: wow!! and mini and I are banging our heads against the nearest wall
Mini: lol i so agree with u Jay! all this psysics talk is....
M Jay: interesting actually, but no one likes a show off
SB: yeah boring the hell outta me
ASB: Well, in that case, what do you think about books killing people??
M Jay: and the crop circles? The nazca lines? whats all that if not 'something out there'
Retro Junky: crop circles, were those real?!
SB: no they werent
M Jay: nahi i just went last night and made them
Retro Junky: badddd girl! you almost scared the hell out of me
M Jay: i know weird huh?
Retro Junky: You'll be workin on the farm 2morrow to fix em
M Jay: What else should I say? Everyone is gay" - Kurt Cobain, I think that would signify another end of the world
SB: Where did that come from?
AIK: Did kurt cobain say this..i wonder
SB: did he m jay?
M Jay: he did say that i have no reason to make up random gay comments and blame them on Cobain
Retro Junky: He did. Dats da reason he killed himself! He was so embarrassed..
SB: wat???????????????
AIK: is that why he commited suicide=S
Retro Junky: haan na
SB: wat a foolish reason. i dun think he did that becuz of this reason. He killed himself, thats for sure.
M Jay: oh purleez! Love killed him that butch
AIK: yeh i am quite convinced he wasnt suicidal
SB: He was. He tried to kill himself before that
M Jay: He did not kill himself.. just like Ledger didn't, just you wait for 5 yrs to pass off thats i IF we aren't dead already: MAYANS, which brings us back to 2012
SB: dude kia ho gaya hai, he even left a suicide note! He believed he had done everything he cud do. Life lost it's charm
AIK: Chalo we can ask kurt after the world ends..and we all end too
M Jay: Everything you see on the telly or whatever the media feeds you isn't the truth.. Mini why don't you shed some light on 2012?
AIK: all conspiracy theories and what not. Finally mini broke the long silence.
Mini: erm..
AIK: No mini didnt.... No she did!
M Jay: she's about to
Mini: lol
M Jay: For the record "erm" is not a gud silence breaker and neither is "lol"... ASB you have enuf knowledge on the subject no?
ASB: end of the world?
M Jay: the mayans.. 2012
Retro Junky: wots thatttttttttttttttttttt??? MAYANS!
M Jay: this calender they made
Retro Junky: kia hai yeh!
AIK: *blank*, yeh whats that...enlighten us
M Jay: I've been bakwasifying to the wall i suppose for the past 40 minutes! Mayans were the ones we started with. Good to know you're paying attention thank you very much all!
SB: yeah i have no idea wat mayan is
AIK: btw Jay where do u get all of this from? Running some secret satellite thing?? ..
Mini: great race i suppose but since we don't exactly have reliable records how can we asume anything about them? Btw who came up with the propechy? i mean it was lost with the civilizaton so...
ASB: No... prophecies are never lost
M Jay: they dug it out... yeah well they were good at astronomy, mathematics and what not
SB: And wat does that have to do wid anything?
AIK: ohh are u talking abt some greek civilisation?
ASB: and they believed that the world would come to an end in 2012
Mini: they were not greek
SB: Now i c the point
M Jay: people may i suggest the use of wikipedia, the bible and quran of everything out there
AIK: u r one jay..arent u?
M Jay: the next time i'll probably invite you guys to talk on the sickest songs! God how i violate my own rules
SB: that wud b fun
AIK: britney's?
M Jay: See! See! just look at this brady bunch
SB: naa not britney
Mini: Mesoamerican civilization, noted for the only known fully developed written language of the pre-Columbian Americas, as well as its spectacular art, monumental architecture, and sophisticated mathematical and astronomical systems. The Maya peoples never disappeared, neither at the time of the Classic period decline nor with the arrival of the Spanish conquistadores and the subsequent Spanish colonization of the Americas. Today, the Maya and their descendants form sizable populations throughout the Maya area and maintain a distinctive set of traditions and beliefs that are the result of the merger of pre-Columbian and post-Conquest ideologies (and structured by the almost total adoption of Roman Catholicism)
M Jay: thumbs up Wikipedia! But well see the point is we all gather here to expand our horizons SB: Mini u studied world history too?
M Jay: lol yes. She was the other friendly hobbit
Mini: yeah i did but this hunny is from wiki darling http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Palenque_Ruins.jpg.... its so pwetty! Jay i wanna go see!
M Jay: i'd like the alien slugs to descend upon us now please *looks up*
ASB: Me tooo!!
M Jay: yeah well lets elope. We'll pick up peru along the way and that wud be the end of that
Mini: yea lets go crazy!
M Jay: Like you aren't enough. But little bo beep see, we're surrounded by this icky reality
and it is icky yes, so no cottage for you and i can't have hourly trips to my forest.
SB: Jay r u ok?
M Jay: thats a pretty hard question
AIK: she's kinda lost it, the cottage and all...
M Jay: "the lying cokehead plastic surgeon lecturing me on karma?" lol scratch that... But okay so its frakin easy to lose perspective, yeah and thats what i love about this life of ours... not one dull moment
ASB: I have to study chemistry and do that musicology assignment, deadline's on my head
M Jay: thats why i'm heading towards the end. Any last thoughts? Starting with ASB
ASB: See you in heaven? *angel*
AIK: musicology..great...i wondered it even existed
Mini: End of the world... its gonna come one way or the other...have no fear
ASB: We come into this world alone, we are going to leave alone... if we knew when the world would end, we would be so worried that we wouldn't do anything right.. so sit back and enjoy life. AIK: Music might end the world, the big bang..the noise! .... no sorry..thats how universe came into being =p
M Jay: Now mini what do you have to say?
Mini: I think next time lets discuss gender issues, since there are more females here we're sure to win!
ASB: No!!! I've had enough of feminism
Mini: then u take the guys' side
ASB: No... I wouldn't take any sides
Mini: then I'll take their side!
M Jay: like transexuals?
AIK: That would interest the dullest
M Jay: begum nawazish gives me the willies
ASB: hahaha
ASB: Look who's back! No, you take mosquito's side
L COEUS has been added to the conversation.
M Jay: L Coeus we're just wrapping it up any last thoughts on the end of the world?
L Coeus: coeus returns
AIK: could be a great movie name
L Coeus: so where are we?? has the world ended yet??
M Jay: More or less in my head
L Coeus: last thoughts!!!!
M Jay: yes please
AIK: before the world ends
M Jay: last thoughts not last words ppl
L Coeus: i don't even knw wht has been discussed!!!
M Jay: well thats the beauty of load shedding! you're out of the loop: Congratulations!
AIK: haaaha good one jay
L Coeus: If u put it that way then its gonna end thats all i can say
Retro Junky: Back!!
AIK: what did u eat?=D
Retro Junky: Rice, Biryani to be precise.
AIK: *glances at jay*
M Jay: koi haal nahi
AIK : yum
L Coeus: Apart from the Islamic perpective, which defines the end of all time, there are gonna be mini-end of worlds, wars that are gonna ravage the earth down to a bare minimum of people....
M Jay: yes well biryani express will be gone too when the world ends
Retro Junky: lol i know dats da sadest part
ASB: au revoir ma chegi!
Mini: oui
L Coeus: ohkey here i am being asked end of world thoughts and biryani is being discussed....
M Jay: hence last thought, yours and yours alone
Retro Junky: biryani is yummy and we'll miss it when the world ends
AIK: yeh mini ends..
M Jay: MINI ends. I loveth that
L Coeus: mini ends....
M Jay: mini have you gone through any spontaneous combustion the last time i checked?
L Coeus: anyways, escalating wars, global weather patterns are shifting if u guys have noticed. So they are gonna effect food production alot and will result in alot of famines....
M Jay: I did. So did National Geographic and Algore. But sadly no one else seems interested
Retro Junky: Yup things r pretty screwed up
L Coeus: I doubt about a killer meteor
AIK: I would prefer a planet bang if any
L Coeus: Well the weather shifts are almost like slowed down versions from that freakish weather movie... Day after Tommorrow
SB: That is exactly the way the world is gonna end
M Jay: Hey B! we want your end. In your mind that is, and it doesn't have to be gruesome.. think of us being pretty fairies up above. Fairies bag the most handsome guys.
L Coeus: the end is going to be anything but pretty...
M Jay: oh so i sugar coated it for B. Big Deal!
Retro Junky: I hope my end wud be peaceful, i wud wanna die while i'm asleep.
M Jay: I don't like mermaids..
Retro Junky: yea like ew...half fish half human
ASB: I wuv mermaids. I want to be a mermaid
M Jay: You shall have your option up above
L Coeus: Okhey somebody watches alot of cartoons here...
M Jay: like you didn't
L Coeus: didnt, past tense
Retro Junky: I still watch cartoons. loads ov em
ASB: I wuv cartoons!
M Jay: oh i know cartoons it is next time, since everyone is oh so excited
AIK: Are there any mermaid cartoons?
Retro Junky: I dont like disney cartoons much, I prefer the ones which used to air on NTM long time back
SB says: lil mermaid..thats the name rite?
M Jay: Think of a disney cartoon end of the world
L Coeus: No cartoon please! no cartoon! *begging on his knees*
M Jay: Sorry you're out voted here, the mod has double votes and ofcourse the power to make rules as she goes along
L Coeus: so wht does the senior member get?????
M Jay: the senior member gets to have the honour of hanging out with the juniors
Mini: If we're talkin about cartoons i'm bak!
M Jay: thank you! i thought you had well splintered up
SB: I dun watch cartoons either, but nothing wrong in discussin em
AIK: I havent watched in ages! i didn't know abt little mermaid even!
Retro Junky: thats so sad! tune on to cartoon network NOW! and watch courage the cowardly dog...oh i luv that pink dog
Mini: I love...sing with me...K U Z C U! kuzco luzco KUZCO!
AIK: PINK!!
Retro Junky: yes pink n so adorable!
Mini: pink dog?
M Jay: courage?
ASB: I like all the classics, flintstones, jetsons, johnny quest, top cat
Retro Junky: yaaaaayyy u got that rite
Mini: coward!
Retro Junky: courage! yes he is a coward
AIK: hate johnny quest
Retro Junky: AIK take ur words bak rite now
M Jay: Hello have you guys skipped to next week already? its still 21st here
Mini: lol
M Jay: yup i just checked.. totally confirmed it
Mini: we love u so much we thought we'd begin it today
M Jay: oh wow i feel so much better!... and gay already
AIK: haaha
M Jay: omg and you don't want to be stoned to death hopefully, so yeah take that back
AIK: i like the rest of them..not johnny
L Coeus: did somebody say stoned to death!!!!!
Retro Junky: hawwww hayeeeeeeee YES! she did
AIK: evil
M Jay: I know my big mouth won't shut up
Retro Junky: for the sake of johnny quest we can go to all extremes
L Coeus: so i can see
M Jay: and i agree with that statement hence on this chipper note i'd like to declare today's ranting session officially over..
M Jay: And obviously my hand wants me to stop typing.
Mini: jeeju insan ban!
M Jay: Do remember the Mayans have already declared us doomed by 2012. So lets have it
Mini: we're doooooomed! ahhhhhhhhh
L Coeus: aahh end of world, are we talking about the man mad annihilation or the other one, the end of times!!!!!!
M Jay: open ended L Coeus
Retro Junky: ohkay, first hi ppl
L Coeus: walaikum hi
AIK: hello all
L Coeus: and what so ever happeend to intros m jay!!!!!
M Jay: lets just say i'm not big on them. Everyone , Ashar. Ashar, Everyone
Lord Coeus: ahh right, i feel right at home
M Jay: I'd like to hear SB talk as well
AIK: SB is lost with gerard
M Jay: lets start with Mini. Whats your end of the world?
Mini: huh...start wat? end of the world?
M Jay: yes damnit!
SB: Hey every1
Retro Junky: oh she is finally awake
L Coeus: walaikum hey SB
M Jay: i've fallen in with a bunch of hello cheerios types! See what i meant by the 3 line hellos?!
ASB: Yup. Lol, mini didn't you read the guidelines?
Mini: i did but this aint my favorite topic
M Jay: welcome to the real world mini, unicorns don't exist and we all die
AIK: end of the world..??like how did it even start?
Retro Junky: in my mind the end is scary, yup
L Coeus: Ends are always scary, even the happy endings, caz they are oblivious to what lies ahead
Mini: we'll all die one day...i dunno why ppl make it so drastic in the movies
M Jay: I don't want our identities to be OUT there, for further information and scare, kindly watch THE NET
L Coeus: scare!!!!! the net!!!!!!!! how old were u when u watched it jay???
M Jay: the same time when i was getting frackin scared by the big dumb doll Chuckie
Retro Junky: well how wud u feel if u lost ur identity?
M Jay: hello back to the topic!
SB: yeah becuz i am not getting anythin anymore!
L Coeus: 10 mins to lights out at my side....
M Jay: and thats the end of the world for you?
ASB: Well, I think that if we don't die of the heat, we probably will kill each other
Retro Junky: its 10 min to end for coeus
AIK: 1 hour probably to my end! and in a day we all end atleast 5 times..weird no?
L Coeus: i am seeing weather as more and more a probable cause....
M Jay: ASB has interest in lets say the extra terrestrial.. any comment on that?
ASB: Ah, well I highly doubt that aliens will come to invade Earth... I have other theories about aliens, but lets not go there.
L Coeus: A.V.P!!!!!!
SB: hmmm it is gonna be pretty scary i am hopin i don't live to see it
L Coeus: and i'm hoping i live to see it, gonna be interesting
M Jay: lets just say if we aren't ambushed by monkey jr. first, we might still make it to the next level
SB: dude this topic is really depressing
M Jay: what about killer zombie donkeys? Any idea when they would be attacking anytime soon?
Retro Junky: zombie donkeys =/
L Coeus: i think Jay is alredy suffering from a blackout
AIK: sigh @world history students' theories
Retro Junky: yea exactly AIK! give ur scientific theory
M Jay: oh yes and the black out ofcourse.. you remember what happened in US and Canada rite SB: wat happened?
Retro Junky: the blackouts SB, they went all crazy like monkeys then
AIK: what happened in US Jay?
L Coeus: Much of Canada and I think Northern parts of US went to darkness due to unkown reasons....
SB: When was that and why dun i know it?!
AIK: exactly same here SB
Retro Junky: Because u watch E! instead of CNN all the time
M Jay: umm am i like on planet earth still?
L Coeus: Bingo, electra aap ka huwa Jay
SB: lolzz thats probably rite
AIK: no way i dont have E! on!But that doesnt mean I watch CNN all the time=p
M Jay: what do you guys think about dinosaurs making it back?
Retro Junky: Oh yeaaaaaa
ASB: Ah... I think that is possible
AIK: watchin CNN??
Retro Junky: I would love that
SB: They wont
Mini: never gonna happen
Retro Junky: they can
M Jay: it would be so easy to hide
L Coeus: some one is impressed with speilberg, ALOT
M Jay: never say never mini
AIK: argghh where is it going?
M Jay: with the humanity falling back to neanderthal ways you never can be too sure
ASB: how about a couple of earthquakes and tsunamis?
Retro Junky: nope! We have had enuff of those
M Jay: shake things up you mean?
AIK: Jay..would u give me time off to bring a dictionary?=p
SB: yeah...I dun want nymore of those
L Coeus: killer asteroid!!!!!
AIK: yeh the asteroid thing is true
Mini: then y not a comet? that'll be the coolest
AIK: Comets you see in the sky...never came to earth i guess=p
M Jay: I think the space would love to have vengence on us. What about being sucked in the black hole?
Retro Junky: oh haan i always wondered wots in there
M Jay: a comet would jaliofiy us all hello! Nothing "cool" about it.
Mini: imagine us all running aronud like a bunch of loonatics
Retro Junky: hey is the universe shrinking or expanding?
AIK: expandinggg!!!
Mini: aaaaaa save our planet earth we're being sucked up by NOTHING!
AIK: Doppler's affect
Mini: its expanding definately, then its gonna suddenly poof!
Retro Junky: I hope not pooof man
ASB: Oh.... maybe some weird experiment will go very wrong and jeopardize Earth, for example, they might create antimatter or something
Mini: that is more possible then any of the others
Retro Junky: hmm like 28 days later. I loved that movie. Can we actually create antimatter?
L Coeus has left the conversation.
SB: science!! u r discussing science. This is sad!
AIK: end of the LORD!!!
Retro Junky: Its made of neutrinos if i'm not wrong
ASB: well, it would annihilate matter but it is possible to create it and no, it's made of positrons.
Retro Junky: no positron are only antimatters of electrons
ASB: Basically, the theory is that there is a mirror image of this universe somewhere out there and if the two meet, BOOOM! End of both worlds
M Jay: AT is stuck in the supermarket btw
Retro Junky: yes its made of antimatter, rite
AIK: woww mirror image!!
M Jay: wow!! and mini and I are banging our heads against the nearest wall
Mini: lol i so agree with u Jay! all this psysics talk is....
M Jay: interesting actually, but no one likes a show off
SB: yeah boring the hell outta me
ASB: Well, in that case, what do you think about books killing people??
M Jay: and the crop circles? The nazca lines? whats all that if not 'something out there'
Retro Junky: crop circles, were those real?!
SB: no they werent
M Jay: nahi i just went last night and made them
Retro Junky: badddd girl! you almost scared the hell out of me
M Jay: i know weird huh?
Retro Junky: You'll be workin on the farm 2morrow to fix em
M Jay: What else should I say? Everyone is gay" - Kurt Cobain, I think that would signify another end of the world
SB: Where did that come from?
AIK: Did kurt cobain say this..i wonder
SB: did he m jay?
M Jay: he did say that i have no reason to make up random gay comments and blame them on Cobain
Retro Junky: He did. Dats da reason he killed himself! He was so embarrassed..
SB: wat???????????????
AIK: is that why he commited suicide=S
Retro Junky: haan na
SB: wat a foolish reason. i dun think he did that becuz of this reason. He killed himself, thats for sure.
M Jay: oh purleez! Love killed him that butch
AIK: yeh i am quite convinced he wasnt suicidal
SB: He was. He tried to kill himself before that
M Jay: He did not kill himself.. just like Ledger didn't, just you wait for 5 yrs to pass off thats i IF we aren't dead already: MAYANS, which brings us back to 2012
SB: dude kia ho gaya hai, he even left a suicide note! He believed he had done everything he cud do. Life lost it's charm
AIK: Chalo we can ask kurt after the world ends..and we all end too
M Jay: Everything you see on the telly or whatever the media feeds you isn't the truth.. Mini why don't you shed some light on 2012?
AIK: all conspiracy theories and what not. Finally mini broke the long silence.
Mini: erm..
AIK: No mini didnt.... No she did!
M Jay: she's about to
Mini: lol
M Jay: For the record "erm" is not a gud silence breaker and neither is "lol"... ASB you have enuf knowledge on the subject no?
ASB: end of the world?
M Jay: the mayans.. 2012
Retro Junky: wots thatttttttttttttttttttt??? MAYANS!
M Jay: this calender they made
Retro Junky: kia hai yeh!
AIK: *blank*, yeh whats that...enlighten us
M Jay: I've been bakwasifying to the wall i suppose for the past 40 minutes! Mayans were the ones we started with. Good to know you're paying attention thank you very much all!
SB: yeah i have no idea wat mayan is
AIK: btw Jay where do u get all of this from? Running some secret satellite thing?? ..
Mini: great race i suppose but since we don't exactly have reliable records how can we asume anything about them? Btw who came up with the propechy? i mean it was lost with the civilizaton so...
ASB: No... prophecies are never lost
M Jay: they dug it out... yeah well they were good at astronomy, mathematics and what not
SB: And wat does that have to do wid anything?
AIK: ohh are u talking abt some greek civilisation?
ASB: and they believed that the world would come to an end in 2012
Mini: they were not greek
SB: Now i c the point
M Jay: people may i suggest the use of wikipedia, the bible and quran of everything out there
AIK: u r one jay..arent u?
M Jay: the next time i'll probably invite you guys to talk on the sickest songs! God how i violate my own rules
SB: that wud b fun
AIK: britney's?
M Jay: See! See! just look at this brady bunch
SB: naa not britney
Mini: Mesoamerican civilization, noted for the only known fully developed written language of the pre-Columbian Americas, as well as its spectacular art, monumental architecture, and sophisticated mathematical and astronomical systems. The Maya peoples never disappeared, neither at the time of the Classic period decline nor with the arrival of the Spanish conquistadores and the subsequent Spanish colonization of the Americas. Today, the Maya and their descendants form sizable populations throughout the Maya area and maintain a distinctive set of traditions and beliefs that are the result of the merger of pre-Columbian and post-Conquest ideologies (and structured by the almost total adoption of Roman Catholicism)
M Jay: thumbs up Wikipedia! But well see the point is we all gather here to expand our horizons SB: Mini u studied world history too?
M Jay: lol yes. She was the other friendly hobbit
Mini: yeah i did but this hunny is from wiki darling http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Palenque_Ruins.jpg.... its so pwetty! Jay i wanna go see!
M Jay: i'd like the alien slugs to descend upon us now please *looks up*
ASB: Me tooo!!
M Jay: yeah well lets elope. We'll pick up peru along the way and that wud be the end of that
Mini: yea lets go crazy!
M Jay: Like you aren't enough. But little bo beep see, we're surrounded by this icky reality
and it is icky yes, so no cottage for you and i can't have hourly trips to my forest.
SB: Jay r u ok?
M Jay: thats a pretty hard question
AIK: she's kinda lost it, the cottage and all...
M Jay: "the lying cokehead plastic surgeon lecturing me on karma?" lol scratch that... But okay so its frakin easy to lose perspective, yeah and thats what i love about this life of ours... not one dull moment
ASB: I have to study chemistry and do that musicology assignment, deadline's on my head
M Jay: thats why i'm heading towards the end. Any last thoughts? Starting with ASB
ASB: See you in heaven? *angel*
AIK: musicology..great...i wondered it even existed
Mini: End of the world... its gonna come one way or the other...have no fear
ASB: We come into this world alone, we are going to leave alone... if we knew when the world would end, we would be so worried that we wouldn't do anything right.. so sit back and enjoy life. AIK: Music might end the world, the big bang..the noise! .... no sorry..thats how universe came into being =p
M Jay: Now mini what do you have to say?
Mini: I think next time lets discuss gender issues, since there are more females here we're sure to win!
ASB: No!!! I've had enough of feminism
Mini: then u take the guys' side
ASB: No... I wouldn't take any sides
Mini: then I'll take their side!
M Jay: like transexuals?
AIK: That would interest the dullest
M Jay: begum nawazish gives me the willies
ASB: hahaha
ASB: Look who's back! No, you take mosquito's side
L COEUS has been added to the conversation.
M Jay: L Coeus we're just wrapping it up any last thoughts on the end of the world?
L Coeus: coeus returns
AIK: could be a great movie name
L Coeus: so where are we?? has the world ended yet??
M Jay: More or less in my head
L Coeus: last thoughts!!!!
M Jay: yes please
AIK: before the world ends
M Jay: last thoughts not last words ppl
L Coeus: i don't even knw wht has been discussed!!!
M Jay: well thats the beauty of load shedding! you're out of the loop: Congratulations!
AIK: haaaha good one jay
L Coeus: If u put it that way then its gonna end thats all i can say
Retro Junky: Back!!
AIK: what did u eat?=D
Retro Junky: Rice, Biryani to be precise.
AIK: *glances at jay*
M Jay: koi haal nahi
AIK : yum
L Coeus: Apart from the Islamic perpective, which defines the end of all time, there are gonna be mini-end of worlds, wars that are gonna ravage the earth down to a bare minimum of people....
M Jay: yes well biryani express will be gone too when the world ends
Retro Junky: lol i know dats da sadest part
ASB: au revoir ma chegi!
Mini: oui
L Coeus: ohkey here i am being asked end of world thoughts and biryani is being discussed....
M Jay: hence last thought, yours and yours alone
Retro Junky: biryani is yummy and we'll miss it when the world ends
AIK: yeh mini ends..
M Jay: MINI ends. I loveth that
L Coeus: mini ends....
M Jay: mini have you gone through any spontaneous combustion the last time i checked?
L Coeus: anyways, escalating wars, global weather patterns are shifting if u guys have noticed. So they are gonna effect food production alot and will result in alot of famines....
M Jay: I did. So did National Geographic and Algore. But sadly no one else seems interested
Retro Junky: Yup things r pretty screwed up
L Coeus: I doubt about a killer meteor
AIK: I would prefer a planet bang if any
L Coeus: Well the weather shifts are almost like slowed down versions from that freakish weather movie... Day after Tommorrow
SB: That is exactly the way the world is gonna end
M Jay: Hey B! we want your end. In your mind that is, and it doesn't have to be gruesome.. think of us being pretty fairies up above. Fairies bag the most handsome guys.
L Coeus: the end is going to be anything but pretty...
M Jay: oh so i sugar coated it for B. Big Deal!
Retro Junky: I hope my end wud be peaceful, i wud wanna die while i'm asleep.
M Jay: I don't like mermaids..
Retro Junky: yea like ew...half fish half human
ASB: I wuv mermaids. I want to be a mermaid
M Jay: You shall have your option up above
L Coeus: Okhey somebody watches alot of cartoons here...
M Jay: like you didn't
L Coeus: didnt, past tense
Retro Junky: I still watch cartoons. loads ov em
ASB: I wuv cartoons!
M Jay: oh i know cartoons it is next time, since everyone is oh so excited
AIK: Are there any mermaid cartoons?
Retro Junky: I dont like disney cartoons much, I prefer the ones which used to air on NTM long time back
SB says: lil mermaid..thats the name rite?
M Jay: Think of a disney cartoon end of the world
L Coeus: No cartoon please! no cartoon! *begging on his knees*
M Jay: Sorry you're out voted here, the mod has double votes and ofcourse the power to make rules as she goes along
L Coeus: so wht does the senior member get?????
M Jay: the senior member gets to have the honour of hanging out with the juniors
Mini: If we're talkin about cartoons i'm bak!
M Jay: thank you! i thought you had well splintered up
SB: I dun watch cartoons either, but nothing wrong in discussin em
AIK: I havent watched in ages! i didn't know abt little mermaid even!
Retro Junky: thats so sad! tune on to cartoon network NOW! and watch courage the cowardly dog...oh i luv that pink dog
Mini: I love...sing with me...K U Z C U! kuzco luzco KUZCO!
AIK: PINK!!
Retro Junky: yes pink n so adorable!
Mini: pink dog?
M Jay: courage?
ASB: I like all the classics, flintstones, jetsons, johnny quest, top cat
Retro Junky: yaaaaayyy u got that rite
Mini: coward!
Retro Junky: courage! yes he is a coward
AIK: hate johnny quest
Retro Junky: AIK take ur words bak rite now
M Jay: Hello have you guys skipped to next week already? its still 21st here
Mini: lol
M Jay: yup i just checked.. totally confirmed it
Mini: we love u so much we thought we'd begin it today
M Jay: oh wow i feel so much better!... and gay already
AIK: haaha
M Jay: omg and you don't want to be stoned to death hopefully, so yeah take that back
AIK: i like the rest of them..not johnny
L Coeus: did somebody say stoned to death!!!!!
Retro Junky: hawwww hayeeeeeeee YES! she did
AIK: evil
M Jay: I know my big mouth won't shut up
Retro Junky: for the sake of johnny quest we can go to all extremes
L Coeus: so i can see
M Jay: and i agree with that statement hence on this chipper note i'd like to declare today's ranting session officially over..
M Jay: And obviously my hand wants me to stop typing.
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