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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

DRSM Session II

Topic: Best Songs Ever
Moderator: M Jay


L Coeus has been added to the conversation
Retro Junky has been added to the conversation

M Jay: hello two lone people. I think AT abandoned us because I was unable to reply to him earlier but I’m hoping he has a guilt attack and joins us soon
Retro Junky: What didn’t you reply to him about?
M Jay: I wasn't here when he messaged and when I did manage to show up wateen was adamant at p*****g me off
L Coeus: I don’t see many Ranters today :P [Mod: Glasses anyone?]
Retro Junky: Khair I think the Ranters got scared off because of the last topic we discussed here haha
L Coeus: And today’s topics are not that great either?
Retro Junky: they are fine!
L Coeus: well might be because I don’t have such a good taste in music :P
Retro Junky: then today's discussion will help you out
M Jay: Music! Everyone wants music
Retro Junky: Yeah! =D
L Coeus: merey ronde ney naina, mereeyy roonnnnddeeeyyy naaaiinnnaaaa heho
L Coeus: JUNNOOOONNNNNNNNN
M Jay: I love Junoon too
Retro Junky: wasn’t it kainday nay nainaa? Haven’t heard this one
M Jay: haha what is THAT?!
Retro Junky: yea it is sad that they broke up, I heard Ali Azmat say that “we lasted almost a decade and I think that’s more than enough”
M Jay: he's a dumb*** then! Good music can't be measured in years
Retro Junky: yea look at RHCP. I think they have been around for 2 decades and still going strong
M Jay: although that monkey bandri guy kinda scares me at times
L Coeus: RHCP!!!! …… RHCP??? [Mod: Hysterical much?]
Retro Junky: yes rhcp
L Coeus: oh got it.
M Jay: I don't have credit to call anyone
L Coeus: GHHOOMMMMM charkhhhaa GHHOOOOMMMMMM heho aaahhhhhhh postpaid zindabad :P such an elevating song with aallaa music.....

AT has been added to the conversation.

Retro Junky: abida parveen?
L Coeus: no I’m talking about the junoon version...
Retro Junky: I haven’t heard the junoon version!!! OMG I should listen to it
L Coeus: ohhhhhhh AAAALLLLLAAAAA! Bulleya album mein hey....
AT: monsier ali wasn't able to make it, this is his humble friend. Ready to represent him in front of his acquaintances
M Jay: you want I make intros this time around? And not the one liner ones don't worry.

SB has been added to the conversation.

L Coeus: People, AT. AT, People hehe
M Jay: hey B! ahh so it’s like hum panch abb, that funny sitcom.. Which I don't know why I recalled all of a sudden
AT: it IS called the funny sitcom
Retro Junky: have heard the name never seen it
M Jay: well I don't think the guys would be too happy to be molded in the roles of girls... it was about 5 sisters...
AT: M you are a guy!! How cud u... =\
AT: so was there the vote?
M Jay: yes. Everybody wants music
AT: songs won I presume?
M Jay: *surprise surprise*
Retro Junky: AT should change his font color
AT: I chose maroon MJ chose red
M Jay: and now I choose maroon
AT: they're both shades of red so pretty much the same thing no?
Retro Junky: oh then Jay should change hers, it’s getting confusing
M Jay: ahghh of course I would have to
AT: we've got different fonts u see, its visible to the naked eye.
M Jay: andhi karao apni aankhey ab [Mod’s note: Sporting a puker shade of orangish red]
Retro Junky: Lol much better :P
M Jay: anyway S.O.N.G.S
AT: so what’s your latest favorite song?
SB: shukar hai
Retro Junky: gaanay! [Mod: Thank you for the translation! Great work *angel*]
SB: good topic
M Jay: of course B closest to your heart
SB: I’ll b eating n typing
AT: mine would be 'breathe me' by Sia
M Jay: 2 votes for that AT
AT: and 'never too late; by three days grace
Retro Junky: Sia?
AT: lol yea Sia as in.. shadow in urdu
L Coeus: I don’t keep myself updated with the latest songs sooo.......
SB: so replies r gonna b really slow
Retro Junky: That’s alright SB take your time with phood
M Jay: yeah it’s our new fave these days
AT: it’s sung by a guy actually, MJ and I think it’s sung by a girl which proves everyone that we're true Aries
M Jay: lol did you check out her bio then?
AT: no I merely imagined it, M
Retro Junky: ok the songs dun have to be the new ones only
M Jay: yar I feel like someone is stabbing fingers into my eyes this color is HORRIBLE
L Coeus: but anyone heard "loverman - Metallica"
AT: nope
Retro Junky: nope
AT: hero of the day by Metallica
Retro Junky: acha shouldn’t we talk about genres first?
SB: nope not the song but Metallica is really good
M Jay: the girl you lost to cocaine - Sia ;p ... AT a recommendation for you.. I couldn't find the original version though
AT: there's an original version?!
Retro Junky: the best rock song ever?
AT: do u know Metallica sounds like metal?
L Coeus: BUT Metallica doesn’t have all only metal songs, some are really melodious and towards rock...
AT: my fav genres in rock are alternative, indie and progressive
M Jay: I don't really like Metallica
SB: “nothin else matters” for example
AT: in metal... I like symphonic metal. Metal + opera!! Amazing!!
AT: anyone heard symphonic metal?
L Coeus: S&M version of nothing else matters... its DAAYYUUMNNNN! the whole S&M album is awesome
M Jay: chalo
AT: hahaha
M Jay: ab poori album suney baith jaoo
L Coeus: qasasm sey it’s worth it...
AT: nahi baithna zuroori tou nahi hai
M Jay: i know you have sickle wit AT. No need to rub it in ;p
SB: unforgiven too would b my fave Metallica song
L Coeus: mine would be loverman but u guys haven’t heard of it, download it....
M Jay: I miss >>>> ;p
AT: yea me too ;P
AT: I’ll download everything don’t u worry
AT: everything...
AT: haunting no?
M Jay: Very
M Jay: echoes back too
Retro Junky: ok I was just going thru my music folders and I cant figure out my fave rock song lol :(
L Coeus: You’re talking to a guy who has downloaded GBs upon GBs that too on dialup heho
M Jay: umm I love smells like teen spirit by nirvana
Retro Junky: oh haan I love that one
M Jay: but then I have this thing with nirvana which I can't explain and that’s just that
AT: search for fav rock song on Google, they claim they can help u find everything....everything...everythingg.. ;P
Retro Junky: well they can’t find my fave rock song
L Coeus: I got around 60+GB of songs but I hardly listen to them apart from select few..
AT: then why'd u download them?
M Jay: to show off
L Coeus: I didn’t, got a drive full from a friend :P
AT: cheating!!
SB: stinkfist and noose these are my fav rock songs
AT: the noosE!
Retro Junky: khair it has to be an rhcp or LP song
M Jay: numb!
Retro Junky: Yeah!! Numb my fav LP song
AT: a perfect cirle, vast and porcupine tree are my fav. bands (fun fact of the day)
L Coeus: LP.... they are good.... thats all i'll say :P
Retro Junky: californication by rhcp
Retro Junky: 3 libras by apc
SB: lol i really like apc myself
AT: apc is HOT
M Jay: we used to be friends - dandy warhols
AT: hahahaha warhols...
AT: where's mini?
SB:
finally done wid dinner.. abb we can really talk music! haan where those two girls?
M Jay: I'd like the answer to that myself
AT: mini makes ONE girl.. wht are u trying to say huh? =P
Retro Junky: plus AIK as well
AT: k.. there's an AIK aswell
M Jay: since i'm out of credit.. AT wud you be kind enuf to be my messenger of the day?
AT: of course im kind enuf
AT: aik as in one?
L Coeus: btw what so ever happened to those non-one-liner intros!!! :P
M Jay: haii acha janab
M Jay: AT: ohio going monsieur
M Jay: >>ARIES<< AT: Yay!! So am i Aries or the ohio going monseiur?
M Jay: and no other information to be divulged under the clause 4.0.9 of the secret society cult
AT: of course of course
L Coeus: ohhh yeah the cult....
M Jay: you need to add 'AND' combine the sentences you have your one sentence
L Coeus: THE CULT...
AT: the culut
AT: the and cult? ;P
L Coeus: emphasis the second time around :P
M Jay: L Coeus = who thinks from his brain.. or so he thinks plus DISEC '06 partner in crime.. since nigeria never bothered to talk...
L Coeus: dnt tell me u dnt think that!!!!! :P
Retro Junky: ok wot r u guys talkin abt? seems so random
AT: it IS random
Retro Junky: SB do u get anything here?
AT: apparantly is part of their THE CULT
M Jay: DISEC is connected to LUMUN... think think
SB: lol i dun

[Mod's note: Incase anybody is still suspicious of our claim that we are sixth graders.. below is a short example]

*nudge*

AT: ghalti say!

*nudge*

AT: " You may not send a nudge that often. "

*nudge*

L Coeus: nudge cycle completed!!!! :P

*nudge*

M Jay: NOW its complete

*nudge*

AT: Oops

*nudge*

SB: stop that i did it by mistake
M Jay: what goes around comes around
AT: hahahaha
SB: n now it's gettin irritating
Retro Junky: its called chain reaction
AT: danger looms arnd the nudge (corner)
L Coeus: okhey 6 mins toh lights out....
AT: thanks for such a wonderful reminder
L Coeus: time chnaged at my side, it goes for lunch at 2200hrs
AT: next best thing to waking up at 6
AT: IT kee aise ke taise
M Jay: we shud curse WAPDA one whole session
SB: guys aren't we talking music anymore??
AT: no, i'd rather burn lesco =P
Retro Junky: everyone shud buy a laptop for DRSM's sake!
AT: heard lesco by wapda?
M Jay: Ahh a classic! it has a nice tone, but just manages to annoy one time or another...
Retro Junky: SB guess we'll hav to do widout music
SB: :(
M Jay: haha guys GUYS!
M Jay: serious
AT: don't make me send a wink... tht's more than just music
M Jay: *straight face*
AT: i'll make a piggy dance on the window, music tou baad kee baat hai lol
Retro Junky: :
M Jay: anyway.. fave bands..??
L Coeus: take a wild guess :P
M Jay: junoon? :P
L Coeus: bingo.... electra aap ka huwa haha
AT: vast, apc, pt
M Jay: kuch zada hi shorthand use nahi ho raha?
Retro Junky: u knw wot i have just realized m not all that crazy abt music
M Jay: oh wow!
Retro Junky: i listen to wotever they r playin on V and mtv
M Jay: switchfoot anyone?
Retro Junky: oh haan! dare u to move. Love that song
SB: there was another topic too rite?
Retro Junky: L coeus kee bijlee nahi gayee?
L Coeus: not yet, im suprised haha
M Jay: hahaha @ B
AT: heard the theme song for 'across the universe'?
M Jay: what is with that movie?
AT: tht movie is cool and the song is cooler, check it out
Retro Junky: haha its the DRSM blessing! havnt heard ov it
SB: i did see the ad, the song in the background,that song?
AT: yea me too didn't watch the movie but heard the song
M Jay: everybody needs to be honest.. How many of us used to listen to Backstreet Boys when we were young... or one point or another in our life? :P
M Jay: HONEST
AT: ME!
M Jay: i still do btw
SB: yeahh it's got a gud feel to it
AT: Westlife Boyzone Nsync
Retro Junky: ME!
AT: u name it
Retro Junky: Yupp
SB: i did listen to them
Retro Junky: all of them
AT: 'quit play games with my heart', 'larger than life'
AT: damn.. on those cassette players
Retro Junky: but i wud like to add NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK!
M Jay: i want it that way!
Retro Junky: nktob anyone?
AT: nktob? Lol
Retro Junky: no? :(
AT: try pronouncing tht lol [Mod’s note: Niktoob? Nucktob? Nucktooble? Yankeedoodle?]
M Jay: Noodle

SB has left the conversation.

M Jay: i loved the mulan soundtrack
Retro Junky: yes yes we were lil babies when they were ruling the world so yea new kids on the block we can pronounce that
M Jay: lights out at my end
Retro Junky: ohh thats why SB went offline

L Coeus has left the conversation.

Retro Junky: another victim
AT: lights in baby lights in!! (H)
M Jay: down boy
AT: in fact so many lights, my guy wears shades (H)
M Jay: its a three ppl party now any confessions? closed group
Retro Junky: why dont u go first? :P
AT: this is AT's bro :P thts a confession, no?
M Jay: thats a great confession since you don't have one
AT: but AT imagined me! and tht wud make me michael scofield so.. once again.. (H)
M Jay: alas! no loss of AT's sense of tumor
Retro Junky: ohhh wah wah m jay wud like that
M Jay: you just have to bring michael in :P
Retro Junky: tumor lol
M Jay: shut up RJ!
Retro Junky: oh but why?:P
AT: MICHELE scofield is wht i like to call him
M Jay: ughh you're annoying me rite now
Retro Junky: oyeee!! its Michael!
M Jay: no changing genders okay?! we have already ppl doing that a lot these days
Retro Junky: lol yea
AT: nahi guys seriously, if u like rock.. listen to APC i can recommend a few songz
Retro Junky: like SB
M Jay: is she changing genders?!
Retro Junky: she recommends a new song to me almost daily
M Jay: oh okay
AT: the outsider by apc
AT: aur mein idhar tarasraha hota hun
AT: sia was amazing! Girls like alternative rock.. so i'll forget apc for the moment
M Jay: breathe - anna nalick
AT: the freshman by verve pipe
Retro Junky: so beautiful by Pete Murray
M Jay: “Diary of Jane - Breaking Benjamin” I never thought you could dance to this song, but
apparently I was wrong.. Saw step up 2 recently
Retro Junky: so cold by breaking Benjamin
AT: DUDE!! my dad scared ali! Do u know my parents saw people in my house
M Jay: coming to take you away?
AT: yeah and my dad thought he heard someone so I went like =O
Retro Junky: what? Like ghosts?
AT: no like REAL people
AT: well not real but.. yeah people
Retro Junky: jinaat !!
AT: I think I told M Jay about the thing when my dad saw a woman in the bedroom and my sis was the witness to a thing as in..
Retro Junky: ok is your house haunted?
AT: it’s a complicated story
M Jay: *benevolent expression*
AT: hahahaha
AT: benevolent expression
Retro Junky: means carry on
AT: lol.. nahi nahi too long
AT: music.. remember?
Retro Junky: *benevolent expression*
AT: my throat's sour so I can’t tell ;P
Retro Junky: lol clever
M Jay: time after time - quietdrive I like this version better than Cyndi lauper's
AT: never too late by heidly
AT: blind mary by gnarlz
Retro Junky: no i love cyndi's one
AT: knocked up by kings of leon!! Awesome song
M Jay: I didn't find that song AT
AT: which one??
M Jay: blind mary
AT: u dont have blind mary?!
M Jay: looked for it didn't find it
AT: mary wont like tht Jay! =O
Retro Junky: believe in me by Lenny Kravitz
AT: lenny kravitz made me puke when he was with some female actress i think it was nicole kidman (sorry to be gay) i hated him ever since
Retro Junky: y u got a crush on nicole kidman? [Mod's note: HaHa! Not Kidman....]
AT: no no im a racist u see
M Jay: ufff yes i'm sorry but there is just something wrong there
Retro Junky: ohh so i see bichara lenny
AT: uff M’s font is so BLACK.. RJ's is so GREEN!! uff see? racist.
AT: andhi mary
M Jay: mary won't like that AT ;p
M Jay: AT you forgot ------> Brothers on a Hotel Bed how could we?!
Retro Junky: it’s so funny, anyway is it a band or a song n who sang it?
AT: such great heights by the postal service (Y)
AT: the district sleeps alone tonight by the postal service!!
M Jay: love that song
M Jay: it’s a song by death cab for cutie you HAVE to listen to it
AT: marching bands of manhattan by death cab for a cutie..
M Jay: yayy and soul meets body
AT: the trapeze swinger by iron and wine
M Jay: silence by delerium and sarah mclachlan
AT: consequence by the notwist
Retro Junky: love song - 311
M Jay: i hear the bells - mike doughty
AT: download thse songs dude, they're pieces of gold
AT: if you're into gold tht is
M Jay: if uncle wateen allows that
AT: diamonds perhaps?
AT: What do you mean?
M Jay: it means my hatred for this green thing grows minute by minute no pun intended RJ :P
AT: the future isnt green, it’s mean
Retro Junky: it’s okay wateen isnt the only green thing!
AT: Wateen is green and makes me go green so put it behind a screen
M Jay: it’s white too
M Jay: now what does that say?
AT: Wateen is mean*
Retro Junky: makes me wanna scream
Retro Junky: I wanna ice cream hah
M Jay: the fray - how to save a life
M Jay: gavin degraw - i don't want to be
Retro Junky: chasing cars - snow petrol
AT: good songs
M Jay: Gravenhurst - see my friends
AT: Jay u will be kind enough to send me the names of the songs no?
M Jay: incomplete informative session
AT: because this convo is huge
M Jay: haha I’m always kind. I think…
AT: =O
AT: anyway i'm off, salutations to that L guy and SB
Retro Junky: well I say those who were absent must be punished ! :P
AT: yea no byes for them >(

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol@ mod's notes! And that nudging part totally cracked me up!

Btw J check ur gmail inbox, sent u the list of songs!

Ali Tariq said...

"[Mod's note: Incase anybody is still suspicious of our claim that we are sixth graders.. below is a short example]"

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