DRSM: Screwdriver Volume II

Our very own theatrical vignettes.
Always the one to grab at any available opportunity, my fellow ranters and I assess our lives hypothically for what they are.. Exhibits for the ones surrounding us.


[When talking to "reliable sources" its always safe to relay as much information as possible]
M Jay: My first assignment was a murder case investigation: a drug abusing teenage boy accused of killing his mother.



[Random Fact #1]
M Jay: Do you know the police force has the lowest IQ
M Jay: Like below 74 :S
Retro Junky: Woahh and why doesn't that surprise me!



Retro Junky: IQ test: Which tree isn’t made of wood ?
DO NOT DISTURB: I know banana tree
Retro Junky: yay jawab durust huaa , laado sabun kee taraf sey gift package aap ka hua! taaalian!



Retro Junky: http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1734666_1734664_1734656,00.html
Retro Junky: Johar Joshanda rules!!!
M Jay: lol aww.. and to think I run away from it all the time haha



[And then some...]
Retro Junky: I'm having a depression attack!!
M Jay: Pot meet kettle. You're talking to a depressed-holic yourself.



[Fact #567382. Studying Psychology for even a little amount of time can do that to you]
M Jay: Am I allowed to be your shrink for a while?
Retro Junky: Sure
M Jay: What would mademoiselle like to talk about?
Retro Junky: There is nothing to talk about, its all wait and see situation for me.
M Jay: But you are frustrated that you have no control over your life.
M Jay: "Sorry seems to be the hardest word, Waiting seems to be the hardest verb"
Retro Junky: Thats so true. I just want to get independent as soon as possible.
M Jay: Yeah well its either that or we get a brain makeover.



[Exhibit # 222. When daughters have had had enough]
sQ-: I told mum yesterday that nurses and doctors and lawyers have the highest rate for divorce in the west becuz of the 12 hr shifts we have to work.
sQ-: I think I scared her haha. But its true!
sQ-: And the three can't marry within themselves because then its even worse.
sQ-: And they can’t marry business people cuz they earn more than them and for a woman thats trouble since a husband won't take the wife earning more than him:P
sQ-: And I also told her that career for the three is beyond demanding and family takes a back seat.
sQ-: I know... I'm terrible.
sQ-: But its true. So indirectly I told her not to imagine me with a doctor or a lawyer or a business man.
sQ-: Technically no ones left :P... But we shall see:P
sQ-: Buys me time ugh!
M Jay: God! you're just too evil ;p



[Girls and their accessories]
sQ- I bought an Ipod so now I'm waiting till august to buy a camera. Ughh I think Im probably going to end up gettin Cybershot.
M Jay: I'm willing to trade all my dvds for a decent camera.
sQ-: I will grab you one if u want when I come.
M Jay: ooooo.. my very own santa ;)
M Jay: You can bring me a nice fluffy kitten as a present and then I'll be coughing mouthfulls of cat hair.
M Jay: So don't feel guilty on my account.. You know when I'm in the hospital taking my last breath.
M Jay: I so won't blame you.
sQ-: You are such a tart:D



[Exhibit #82727: Some of us are actually excited about the prospect of having less air to breathe in]
M Jay: You do not have finals!
L Coeus: Have a paper today :D .. Its called finance for engineers.
M Jay: God the name in itself is amazing :P
L Coeus: This is one of the easiest papes..
L Coeus: Don't make me tell you the demonised names!
M Jay: Thanks but I think I'll pass..




AT: So M
AT: I feel weird/hyper.
AT: Its strange.. Its like I get drunk
AT: I say things which I feel bad about saying later on... So ignore 80% of wht I say when I type 1.
AT: 1 means hyperness, its the true meaning of 1. No one told anyone that.
M Jay: Ignorance is bliss... now I know.




[Metal.. bands and the like]
AT: ;P is male and ;J is female
M Jay: aiwee!
AT: The long body of J shows the length of hair!
M Jay: Don't turn all sexist on me! Only i have the right to do that
AT: That was my first reaction. Seriously!
M Jay: Guys have long hair too. ;p
AT: Those are GAY guys.
AT: Gay nordic metal heads who have fair skins.
M Jay: So whatever. They are guys still.
AT: Pale skin to be exact. Tall guys.
M Jay: haha ewww.
AT: Seriously dude these nordic dudes.. They're like ghosts.
M Jay: I liked my breakfast today thank you very much.
AT: Long hair, pale skin, tall height. They represent the underground metal bands.
AT: Haunting..
M Jay: We should open a salon for them. I'll setup a shrink network in the backyard. Totally workable!
AT: Haha. They call themselves gods. Amazing pics they have.
M Jay: Yeah gods of dogs maybe.

DRSM: Screwdriver Volume I

We are all creatures of habit, here our habit is more of a re-telling of things we would never imagine disclosing and yet we tell and forget. How apt. My fellow ranters think I don't have any dirt on them and well me. Ha Ha!

So its just another day and when two of us who are obviously high on too much talking to themselves decide to show ourselves that yes we have people to talk to and yes people get us, this is what it comes down to..

AT: signed: M JAY!
M Jay: haha my other quarter half. I think everyone has more than 2 people at least inside of them... no one is wholly one. I just decided to give mine a name and recognize it
AT: Agreed. More like a mood.
M Jay: nahi it is like more than two people inside And I do not have multiple personality disorder!
AT: I went through this phase in which I told people how their friends were telling stuff about them and then ran away.. it was fun.
AT: yea you've got two people inside of you but you don’t have MPD
M Jay: exactlee... what’s so wrong about it? :D


AT: I’m trying to convince my psychology teacher he's got two personalities..


M Jay: crazy fact: I picked up DHL for my computer project because of the color red.
AT: Its yellow and red! TCS is red.
M Jay: I know its yellow and red.
AT: but u chose to ignore yellow haha
M Jay: but red was more prominent for me :P
AT: DHL is hot. I want to marry a DHL representative from Russia.
M Jay: DHL representative: OK
M Jay: Russia: ahhhhhhhhhh OK
M Jay: got it :P
AT: Hahaha nah j/k man I love all girls equally No discrimination!!! One love for all!


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And then another fine day...


AT: I forgot what I said that made you totally get something but I’m glad u totally got it
M Jay: brava!
AT: alaa!
AT: Do we get to wage wars on other nations? A little bit of conspiracy and tension perhaps? no no?
M Jay: haha read the guideline. I only saw it today
AT: i am
AT: Do we make our own countries? Or do we choose the names from the present world? (ignoring the guidelines)
M Jay: We make our own country smarty pants.
M Jay: I can't believe i just said that
AT: But what about the geography? I mean, how far will my country be from yours or someone else's? But that is for me to play and find out
AT: Why? because u doubt my smartness?
M Jay: we are all in the Pacific and then we rule it.. My country is inhabited by unicorns.
M Jay: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
AT: Who is Chuck Norris anyway? Some TV show gone global before i was born?
M Jay: What?! Let me Google that! He’s an actor. martial arts... Blah blah..
AT: And guns too apparently
M Jay: oh and a black belt too
AT: Just what the world needs!
M Jay: haina?
AT: Atlantis is reserved!!
M Jay: of course it is.
M Jay: The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
AT: so is Babylon [Not the leading cause of death its not]
M Jay: every sanely insane name is… i had to name my country Brack Forest with an american accent.
AT: Nice! hahaha
AT: "Checking "Chuck Norris"... RESERVED. That name was used by a former nation. ".. taubah
M Jay: hahaha shoot.. our options are limited
AT: VERY limited. Middle Earth's taken too.
M Jay: I knowww :( i bet hobbiton is too. Shireville? i guess smallville is gone as well.
M Jay: Roswell? Area 54!
AT: lol I’m searching Google for a cool name
M Jay: earth to mars
AT: they're all gone
M Jay: that’s total bhaooness
AT: this isn't fair
AT: I got this name "uniqued" Lazarus Isle. Couldn’t get ANYTHING else
M Jay: Haha at least you did get something
AT: imagine a mom saying that to a kid coming from a bday party where all the other kids got cooler presents after winning games
M Jay: Imagining...
M Jay: my mum never said that
AT: Done with nations, I chose the Afghani flag... which one did u chose? And the motto?
M Jay: Wales. We wander therefore we are..
AT: I see.. I went berserk because of the limitations put upon my mind and said "unity, faith and discipline".. currency: coin.



Interested in waging imaginary wars on other *******? Or just want to see the land of the unicorns? Go to: http://www.nationstates.net/

Trial and Run: YES! Brack Forest does exist..

The Free Land of Brack Forest is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning unicorn population. Its intelligent population of 62 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Religion & Spirituality, with areas such as Social Welfare and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 17%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, followed by Information Technology and Soda Sales.