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A meeting ground for non-intellectual intellectuals who believe their own random drivel and whose intellect the pseudo-intellectuals are forced to question if they are indeed in possession of any intellect at all.
Dost thou know, we think by infection, lie under the cotton candy clouds, are eclipsed and blame the aura? Thought so.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

DRSM: Screwdriver Volume II

Our very own theatrical vignettes.
Always the one to grab at any available opportunity, my fellow ranters and I assess our lives hypothically for what they are.. Exhibits for the ones surrounding us.


[When talking to "reliable sources" its always safe to relay as much information as possible]
M Jay: My first assignment was a murder case investigation: a drug abusing teenage boy accused of killing his mother.



[Random Fact #1]
M Jay: Do you know the police force has the lowest IQ
M Jay: Like below 74 :S
Retro Junky: Woahh and why doesn't that surprise me!



Retro Junky: IQ test: Which tree isn’t made of wood ?
DO NOT DISTURB: I know banana tree
Retro Junky: yay jawab durust huaa , laado sabun kee taraf sey gift package aap ka hua! taaalian!



Retro Junky: http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1734666_1734664_1734656,00.html
Retro Junky: Johar Joshanda rules!!!
M Jay: lol aww.. and to think I run away from it all the time haha



[And then some...]
Retro Junky: I'm having a depression attack!!
M Jay: Pot meet kettle. You're talking to a depressed-holic yourself.



[Fact #567382. Studying Psychology for even a little amount of time can do that to you]
M Jay: Am I allowed to be your shrink for a while?
Retro Junky: Sure
M Jay: What would mademoiselle like to talk about?
Retro Junky: There is nothing to talk about, its all wait and see situation for me.
M Jay: But you are frustrated that you have no control over your life.
M Jay: "Sorry seems to be the hardest word, Waiting seems to be the hardest verb"
Retro Junky: Thats so true. I just want to get independent as soon as possible.
M Jay: Yeah well its either that or we get a brain makeover.



[Exhibit # 222. When daughters have had had enough]
sQ-: I told mum yesterday that nurses and doctors and lawyers have the highest rate for divorce in the west becuz of the 12 hr shifts we have to work.
sQ-: I think I scared her haha. But its true!
sQ-: And the three can't marry within themselves because then its even worse.
sQ-: And they can’t marry business people cuz they earn more than them and for a woman thats trouble since a husband won't take the wife earning more than him:P
sQ-: And I also told her that career for the three is beyond demanding and family takes a back seat.
sQ-: I know... I'm terrible.
sQ-: But its true. So indirectly I told her not to imagine me with a doctor or a lawyer or a business man.
sQ-: Technically no ones left :P... But we shall see:P
sQ-: Buys me time ugh!
M Jay: God! you're just too evil ;p



[Girls and their accessories]
sQ- I bought an Ipod so now I'm waiting till august to buy a camera. Ughh I think Im probably going to end up gettin Cybershot.
M Jay: I'm willing to trade all my dvds for a decent camera.
sQ-: I will grab you one if u want when I come.
M Jay: ooooo.. my very own santa ;)
M Jay: You can bring me a nice fluffy kitten as a present and then I'll be coughing mouthfulls of cat hair.
M Jay: So don't feel guilty on my account.. You know when I'm in the hospital taking my last breath.
M Jay: I so won't blame you.
sQ-: You are such a tart:D



[Exhibit #82727: Some of us are actually excited about the prospect of having less air to breathe in]
M Jay: You do not have finals!
L Coeus: Have a paper today :D .. Its called finance for engineers.
M Jay: God the name in itself is amazing :P
L Coeus: This is one of the easiest papes..
L Coeus: Don't make me tell you the demonised names!
M Jay: Thanks but I think I'll pass..




AT: So M
AT: I feel weird/hyper.
AT: Its strange.. Its like I get drunk
AT: I say things which I feel bad about saying later on... So ignore 80% of wht I say when I type 1.
AT: 1 means hyperness, its the true meaning of 1. No one told anyone that.
M Jay: Ignorance is bliss... now I know.




[Metal.. bands and the like]
AT: ;P is male and ;J is female
M Jay: aiwee!
AT: The long body of J shows the length of hair!
M Jay: Don't turn all sexist on me! Only i have the right to do that
AT: That was my first reaction. Seriously!
M Jay: Guys have long hair too. ;p
AT: Those are GAY guys.
AT: Gay nordic metal heads who have fair skins.
M Jay: So whatever. They are guys still.
AT: Pale skin to be exact. Tall guys.
M Jay: haha ewww.
AT: Seriously dude these nordic dudes.. They're like ghosts.
M Jay: I liked my breakfast today thank you very much.
AT: Long hair, pale skin, tall height. They represent the underground metal bands.
AT: Haunting..
M Jay: We should open a salon for them. I'll setup a shrink network in the backyard. Totally workable!
AT: Haha. They call themselves gods. Amazing pics they have.
M Jay: Yeah gods of dogs maybe.

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