Our very own theatrical vignettes.
Always the one to grab at any available opportunity, my fellow ranters and I assess our lives hypothically for what they are.. Exhibits for the ones surrounding us.
[When talking to "reliable sources" its always safe to relay as much information as possible]
M Jay: My first assignment was a murder case investigation: a drug abusing teenage boy accused of killing his mother.
[Random Fact #1]
M Jay: Do you know the police force has the lowest IQ
M Jay: Like below 74 :S
Retro Junky: Woahh and why doesn't that surprise me!
Retro Junky: IQ test: Which tree isn’t made of wood ?
DO NOT DISTURB: I know banana tree
Retro Junky: yay jawab durust huaa , laado sabun kee taraf sey gift package aap ka hua! taaalian!
Retro Junky: http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1734666_1734664_1734656,00.html
Retro Junky: Johar Joshanda rules!!!
M Jay: lol aww.. and to think I run away from it all the time haha
[And then some...]
Retro Junky: I'm having a depression attack!!
M Jay: Pot meet kettle. You're talking to a depressed-holic yourself.
[Fact #567382. Studying Psychology for even a little amount of time can do that to you]
M Jay: Am I allowed to be your shrink for a while?
Retro Junky: Sure
M Jay: What would mademoiselle like to talk about?
Retro Junky: There is nothing to talk about, its all wait and see situation for me.
M Jay: But you are frustrated that you have no control over your life.
M Jay: "Sorry seems to be the hardest word, Waiting seems to be the hardest verb"
Retro Junky: Thats so true. I just want to get independent as soon as possible.
M Jay: Yeah well its either that or we get a brain makeover.
[Exhibit # 222. When daughters have had had enough]
sQ-: I told mum yesterday that nurses and doctors and lawyers have the highest rate for divorce in the west becuz of the 12 hr shifts we have to work.
sQ-: I think I scared her haha. But its true!
sQ-: And the three can't marry within themselves because then its even worse.
sQ-: And they can’t marry business people cuz they earn more than them and for a woman thats trouble since a husband won't take the wife earning more than him:P
sQ-: And I also told her that career for the three is beyond demanding and family takes a back seat.
sQ-: I know... I'm terrible.
sQ-: But its true. So indirectly I told her not to imagine me with a doctor or a lawyer or a business man.
sQ-: Technically no ones left :P... But we shall see:P
sQ-: Buys me time ugh!
M Jay: God! you're just too evil ;p
[Girls and their accessories]
sQ- I bought an Ipod so now I'm waiting till august to buy a camera. Ughh I think Im probably going to end up gettin Cybershot.
M Jay: I'm willing to trade all my dvds for a decent camera.
sQ-: I will grab you one if u want when I come.
M Jay: ooooo.. my very own santa ;)
M Jay: You can bring me a nice fluffy kitten as a present and then I'll be coughing mouthfulls of cat hair.
M Jay: So don't feel guilty on my account.. You know when I'm in the hospital taking my last breath.
M Jay: I so won't blame you.
sQ-: You are such a tart:D
[Exhibit #82727: Some of us are actually excited about the prospect of having less air to breathe in]
M Jay: You do not have finals!
L Coeus: Have a paper today :D .. Its called finance for engineers.
M Jay: God the name in itself is amazing :P
L Coeus: This is one of the easiest papes..
L Coeus: Don't make me tell you the demonised names!
M Jay: Thanks but I think I'll pass..
AT: So M
AT: I feel weird/hyper.
AT: Its strange.. Its like I get drunk
AT: I say things which I feel bad about saying later on... So ignore 80% of wht I say when I type 1.
AT: 1 means hyperness, its the true meaning of 1. No one told anyone that.
M Jay: Ignorance is bliss... now I know.
[Metal.. bands and the like]
AT: ;P is male and ;J is female
M Jay: aiwee!
AT: The long body of J shows the length of hair!
M Jay: Don't turn all sexist on me! Only i have the right to do that
AT: That was my first reaction. Seriously!
M Jay: Guys have long hair too. ;p
AT: Those are GAY guys.
AT: Gay nordic metal heads who have fair skins.
M Jay: So whatever. They are guys still.
AT: Pale skin to be exact. Tall guys.
M Jay: haha ewww.
AT: Seriously dude these nordic dudes.. They're like ghosts.
M Jay: I liked my breakfast today thank you very much.
AT: Long hair, pale skin, tall height. They represent the underground metal bands.
AT: Haunting..
M Jay: We should open a salon for them. I'll setup a shrink network in the backyard. Totally workable!
AT: Haha. They call themselves gods. Amazing pics they have.
M Jay: Yeah gods of dogs maybe.
Always the one to grab at any available opportunity, my fellow ranters and I assess our lives hypothically for what they are.. Exhibits for the ones surrounding us.
[When talking to "reliable sources" its always safe to relay as much information as possible]
M Jay: My first assignment was a murder case investigation: a drug abusing teenage boy accused of killing his mother.
[Random Fact #1]
M Jay: Do you know the police force has the lowest IQ
M Jay: Like below 74 :S
Retro Junky: Woahh and why doesn't that surprise me!
Retro Junky: IQ test: Which tree isn’t made of wood ?
DO NOT DISTURB: I know banana tree
Retro Junky: yay jawab durust huaa , laado sabun kee taraf sey gift package aap ka hua! taaalian!
Retro Junky: http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1734666_1734664_1734656,00.html
Retro Junky: Johar Joshanda rules!!!
M Jay: lol aww.. and to think I run away from it all the time haha
[And then some...]
Retro Junky: I'm having a depression attack!!
M Jay: Pot meet kettle. You're talking to a depressed-holic yourself.
[Fact #567382. Studying Psychology for even a little amount of time can do that to you]
M Jay: Am I allowed to be your shrink for a while?
Retro Junky: Sure
M Jay: What would mademoiselle like to talk about?
Retro Junky: There is nothing to talk about, its all wait and see situation for me.
M Jay: But you are frustrated that you have no control over your life.
M Jay: "Sorry seems to be the hardest word, Waiting seems to be the hardest verb"
Retro Junky: Thats so true. I just want to get independent as soon as possible.
M Jay: Yeah well its either that or we get a brain makeover.
[Exhibit # 222. When daughters have had had enough]
sQ-: I told mum yesterday that nurses and doctors and lawyers have the highest rate for divorce in the west becuz of the 12 hr shifts we have to work.
sQ-: I think I scared her haha. But its true!
sQ-: And the three can't marry within themselves because then its even worse.
sQ-: And they can’t marry business people cuz they earn more than them and for a woman thats trouble since a husband won't take the wife earning more than him:P
sQ-: And I also told her that career for the three is beyond demanding and family takes a back seat.
sQ-: I know... I'm terrible.
sQ-: But its true. So indirectly I told her not to imagine me with a doctor or a lawyer or a business man.
sQ-: Technically no ones left :P... But we shall see:P
sQ-: Buys me time ugh!
M Jay: God! you're just too evil ;p
[Girls and their accessories]
sQ- I bought an Ipod so now I'm waiting till august to buy a camera. Ughh I think Im probably going to end up gettin Cybershot.
M Jay: I'm willing to trade all my dvds for a decent camera.
sQ-: I will grab you one if u want when I come.
M Jay: ooooo.. my very own santa ;)
M Jay: You can bring me a nice fluffy kitten as a present and then I'll be coughing mouthfulls of cat hair.
M Jay: So don't feel guilty on my account.. You know when I'm in the hospital taking my last breath.
M Jay: I so won't blame you.
sQ-: You are such a tart:D
[Exhibit #82727: Some of us are actually excited about the prospect of having less air to breathe in]
M Jay: You do not have finals!
L Coeus: Have a paper today :D .. Its called finance for engineers.
M Jay: God the name in itself is amazing :P
L Coeus: This is one of the easiest papes..
L Coeus: Don't make me tell you the demonised names!
M Jay: Thanks but I think I'll pass..
AT: So M
AT: I feel weird/hyper.
AT: Its strange.. Its like I get drunk
AT: I say things which I feel bad about saying later on... So ignore 80% of wht I say when I type 1.
AT: 1 means hyperness, its the true meaning of 1. No one told anyone that.
M Jay: Ignorance is bliss... now I know.
[Metal.. bands and the like]
AT: ;P is male and ;J is female
M Jay: aiwee!
AT: The long body of J shows the length of hair!
M Jay: Don't turn all sexist on me! Only i have the right to do that
AT: That was my first reaction. Seriously!
M Jay: Guys have long hair too. ;p
AT: Those are GAY guys.
AT: Gay nordic metal heads who have fair skins.
M Jay: So whatever. They are guys still.
AT: Pale skin to be exact. Tall guys.
M Jay: haha ewww.
AT: Seriously dude these nordic dudes.. They're like ghosts.
M Jay: I liked my breakfast today thank you very much.
AT: Long hair, pale skin, tall height. They represent the underground metal bands.
AT: Haunting..
M Jay: We should open a salon for them. I'll setup a shrink network in the backyard. Totally workable!
AT: Haha. They call themselves gods. Amazing pics they have.
M Jay: Yeah gods of dogs maybe.
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