Screwdriver Volume III

Our much delayed issue, that is unfortunately too short. Still we try to be thankful for what we get.


M Jay: Everyone here?
Haywire: Yup
SB: I am :)
sQ-: I may be lost :P
Retro Junky: Hello
M Jay: Btw we are guy free today :D
Haywire: Cool! girl power [Insert Power Puff Girl OST]
sQ-: Blessing is it? haha
M Jay: You have the open floor people.. start away
SB: With what? No topic?
M Jay: Hey if you must now my notebook is about to die out on me in exactly 10 minutes
sQ-: Yes a topic would be nice
M Jay: It was RJ's special request to go topic-less
sQ-: ahh:P
SB: Arey wah really? So what do you want to talk about RJ?
Retro Junky: Nothing na! we r topic-less rofl
M Jay: We should definitely discuss clothes since like dude that is so girly you know and like omg I’m like totally girly!
Retro Junky: Exactly!
sQ-: Does this mean randomness pouring out?
sQ-: Clothes remind me I bought red stilettos too
Retro Junky: Yeah so I bought this pink lawn fabric from Shink Fabrics Blomerdy
Retro Junky: aab us pay gota kinaari lagaanee hai bas
M Jay: You're killing me
M Jay: PINK = HOT and well baby pink = EXTRA HOT : pink = chili sauce
Retro Junky: Have to buy shoes too! From Ksaan!
SB: very nice
Retro Junky: I bought hot pink it’s all pink, plain. Now I can’t decide on the lace! Should I go for golden or silver? cham cham waali?
SB: definitely cham cham
M Jay: excuse me while I wait for my laptop to heave breaths
Haywire: cham cham yess
sQ-: cham cham is good
Retro Junky: haan cham cham but golden or silver?
SB: golden
Haywire: silver defto
Retro Junky: ohhhh confuse na karo aik color btaoo
Retro Junky: How abt dull golden?
M Jay: are you s******* me
Retro Junky: a belt on hot pink
SB: how about bright and cham cham wala
M Jay: you are haina you are slowly twisting the knife in my gash
sQ-: silver
Retro Junky: hmmmmm *-)
sQ-: gold won’t go would it
Haywire: y not try shocking pink... looks really good on light pink
Retro Junky: silver would make the whole dress more loud, I mean it’s already hot pink na so shud add dull gold belt in it
Retro Junky: The dress is hot pink Haywire
M Jay: us and our fashion advices (read vices)
SB: lol we are actually discussing RJ's clothes!!!
sQ-: lol
Retro Junky: haaaaaahahaha well I bought the fabric na :P u didn’t :P Go and buy the fabric first then we'll discuss yours :P
M Jay: I thought you bought it to communicate with mars we can finally get our alien link
Retro Junky: LOL!
M Jay: FCUK = MARS CONNECTION
M Jay: eff FC
M Jay: UK that is
sQ-: oh wow dis is random
SB: n my bro is insisting that I stop chatting so he can see gossip girl!
Retro Junky: LOL!
M Jay: OMG you did not just say that
Retro Junky: usko kaho let the girl gossip!
SB: I did
M Jay: I repeat you did not! *Takes a deep breath*
Retro Junky: Her brother is in touch with his feminine side thanks to B! B ney apnay saath baith keh har series apnay bhai ko dikhaya karo!
M Jay: So your drunken logic behind this is?
SB: He doesn’t watch it because of that lol he thinks Blair is hot
Retro Junky: gr8 :P
M Jay: Drunken logic = hot Blair?
M Jay: I’m about to die out now see you on the other side
Retro Junky: I got only 9 min to save the world?
M Jay: Yes please because 4 minutes is just too less..