Those of you who are still reading the blog, sorry for the long hiatus. The ranters here came across a strange phenomenon that un-abled them to blog regularly any longer. You might've come across it as well: university.
Anyway, this update is the result of the Mod and another "bhatka" hoa intellectual. Jam and MJay are here to play.
Jam says:
you back!
good
M Jay says:
owen!
yes I be
Jam says:
*salutes*
M Jay says:
*salutes back*
that's what you do when you are in army right
Jam says:
hahaha yeah
M Jay says:
or you don't salute back
chalo kar he letey hain salute
Jam says:
no you do salute - oh no, wait that depends
but forget it
M Jay says:
haina?
Thought si
Jam says:
forgotten?
M Jay says:
what?
is this conversation going to be all questions?
Jam says:
is it?
M Jay says:
Are we starting on an another epic conversation?
Jam says:
what are the odds?
M Jay says:
1 in a half?
Jam says:
right you are, but who knows for sure?
did you measure the odds with the right instrument?
M Jay says:
Didn't you mention losing the instruments in your garden's waterfall yesterday?
Jam says:
ahhh... but i left some in the lab, didn't i?
did you have a look around?
M Jay says:
I was supposed to?
Jam says:
did i not tell you?
oh dear, what if i was supposed to bring them back from the bottom of the stream?
M Jay says:
are you planning to dive back in any time soon?
Jam says:
i am, but is the stream still there?
M Jay says:
you forgot to talk to the stream guy?
Jam says:
stream guy?
have you seen him around lately?
M Jay says:
I think he came this Wednesday didn't he?
we decided to apply a stream keeper remember?
Jam says:
i thought that was back in the middle ages?
M Jay says:
so we are now living in middle earth?
I thought we were living with the elves. no?
Jam says:
I thought we were living with the Jews?
or maybe they are the same?
we should ask the stream guy. reckon he'd know?
M Jay says:
but don't elves have longish hair?
the stream guy speaks?
Jam says:
didn't the barber say the stream guy took their hair?
M Jay says:
but isn't the barber a complete liar?
he was mentioned in the 9/11 commission report wasn't he?
Jam says:
what 9/11?
M Jay says:
when the eagle molested the dark lord. I thought you knew?
Jam says:
no way?
the eagle?
M Jay says:
exactly as is mentioned in our lab report I think, right?
Jam says:
oh dear oh dear oh dear... but i thought i locked them in, didn't i?
M Jay says:
you did?
Jam says:
did i say so?
M Jay says:
but you think you said that earlier no?
Jam says:
did i tell you i suffered from amnesia?
back in the middle ages?
and from the death syndrome?
M Jay says:
the black death?
Jam says:
death, in which people die... don't you guys have it there where you are?
M Jay says:
the tele weirdos made you believe that?
Jam says:
up here it's all dark... did they tell you they had their satellites here?
M Jay says:
they burned one didn't they?
you saw the bonfire?
Jam says:
was it a black fire?
M Jay says:
meteor attack?
All around me were black diamonds.. Remember the diamond mine inside the waterfall?
we aren't supposed to mention we mine black diamonds?
Jam says:
I dunno, was that after i lost the instruments?
M Jay says:
but the gardener said you remembered the diamond poking you. your head?
Jam says:
did you see him with my instruments?
i lost them there and then, did you see them with him?
or him with them?
M Jay says:
does it matter?
do you miss your instruments more or the gardener?
Or the barber?
Jam says:
the barber - you know why?
M Jay says:
tell me?
Jam says:
because he has the hair and the gardener and the instruments - you figure the gardener stole my instruments, don't you?
And you know the gardener needs the barber?
And the barber needs the hair?
M Jay says:
to donate to the elves?
Jam says:
and so he needs the scissors?
M Jay says:
so that we can free them from the Jews?
Jam says:
and so he takes them from the gardener?
Who took them from my instruments - you figure?
M Jay says:
what if he encounters the guitarist on his way?
The pianist?
Jam says:
oh dear, the guitarist... no no no, don't tell me, is he still alive?
Are we doing it for the heck of it or for the life of me?
M Jay says:
you tried to murder him?
Jam says:
jesus now this is telepathy - how did YOU know?
M Jay says:
are we going ahead with the plan you mean?
you don't remember you talk in your telepathetic sleep?
Jam says:
amnesia, remember?
M Jay says:
owen?
M Jay says:
the demon barber of fleet street?
Jam says:
why didn't i think of that?
M Jay says:
of owen or the demon barber?
Jam says:
the latter?
M Jay says:
yeah?
M Jay says:
I loved it did you?
Jam says:
you loved it or me?
M Jay says:
why would I love you?
M Jay says:
are we sure of our sexuality?
Jam says:
LOL!
M Jay says:
oh?
M Jay says:
now I sort of get the previous part
M Jay says:
yes you loved it? :P
Jam says:
hahaha... it's a good thing you got it just *now*:P. oh yeah it was really good, because of depp's acting, no?
M Jay says:
but of course.. esp the singing hmm?
Jam says:
or the killing?
M Jay says:
the end?
M Jay says:
have you watched the previous Sweeny Todd?
Jam says:
there is a previous Sweeney Todd?
M Jay says:
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have watched it were it not a Tim Burton movie, would you have?
Jam says:
(normal questions sound so inappropriate in this conversation, don't they? :P)
M Jay says:
(hahaha)
M Jay says:
ahh yup, and it has that Nicholson guy.. The departed one right?
M Jay says:
(I guess that means us and normal don't go together)
Jam says:
Jack Nicholson - the joker, eh? Think Hollywood improved on both the joker and Mr. Todd, then, didn't they?
Jam says:
You have (1) new Questions Of The Day Request from your friends. Your friends want to learn all about you! moments ago - now isn't THIS hilarious? :P
M Jay says:
who is the questioner? :P
M Jay says:
it is it is(hypothetical question mark)
Jam says:
i don't know... you think they're tapping this conversation?
Jam says:
is there anyone else around here besides you and me, eh?
M Jay says:
ohmg.. What do we do?
M Jay says:
gay msn?
Jam says:
hellooo, is anybody heree?? *typical Hollywood calling-out-in-an-empty-ho
Jam says:
Jesus, did something creek? Did you hear that?
M Jay says:
we're now in the hallowed mansion of gay msn?
Jam says:
do you think gay msn wants to kill us?
M Jay says:
that reminds me of Charles Manson *shudders*(?)
M Jay says:
if we keep on calling it gay maybe, don't you think?
M Jay says:
I hear they tried to witch hunt his gayness back to Salem.. Heard the rumours?
Jam says:
but that reminds me of the murderer in silence of the lambs - too many gay murderers around, now, isn't there? :S
Jam says:
no i haven't, would you like to tell me?
M Jay says:
there was a gay murderer in silence of the lambs?
M Jay says:
do you want to know?
Jam says:
do you think I know who Charles Manson is?
M Jay says:
do you know who Sharon Tate was?
Jam says:
was she a gay murderer too?
Jam says:
was she a she at all? :P
M Jay says:
don't you know about Charles Manson then?
M Jay says:
haha?
M Jay says:
she was the one who was murdered didn't you know?
M Jay says:
do you know I think the Beatles wanted to lead to the end of the world?
Jam says:
but I think I’ve heard the name of Sharon Tate - but the amnesia, remember?
M Jay says:
the actress remember?
M Jay says:
wife of Roman Polanski?
M Jay says:
you don't like the Beatles do you?
Jam says:
oh yeah i remember, actually, but don't you think she's dead too long to still be on the
news? :P
M Jay says:
but I'm trying to prove a connection between her and the Beatles, don't you see?
Jam says:
oh i did not - do you think the Beatles wanted to kill her?
Jam says:
and she killed Lennon then?
M Jay says:
the Beatles had this agenda to bring out the devil's child that was nurturing in Tate's womb
M Jay says:
BUT Manson found out and killed her.. but that isn't exactly how the world remembers it now does it?
Jam says:
if the world's full of people like me, don't you think the world doesn't remember quite
clearly at all? :P
Jam says:
do you think the Beatles knew what Sharon Tate had for dinner?
Jam says:
they seemed to have quite an eye for what was going on in her abdomen, no?
M Jay says:
I distinctly recall them campaigning against burritos, do you?
M Jay says:
sure did those Beatles huh?
Jam says:
but the question remains - who killed John Lennon then?
M Jay says:
imagine?
M Jay says:
I know! The yellow submarine, hmm?
Jam says:
what if the "devil" managed to survive anyway?
Jam says:
and he killed john Lennon?
Jam says:
just for having the thought?
M Jay says:
you think so?
M Jay says:
I think the devil committed suicide in the yellow submarine, Could be right?
Jam says:
could be... maybe Aaron Lennon knows?
Jam says:
since he's a Lennon too?
Jam says:
do you think Lenin and Lennon were relations? Since they both knew the devil well?
M Jay says:
you know there is definite potential there. Let’s ask Stalin shall we?
Jam says:
have you met Stalin recently?
Jam says:
or did he runaway with the stream guy?
Jam says:
have you run away with the stream guy?
M Jay says:
(lol. no I went to make tea)
M Jay says:
but I heard the stream guy ran away with the barber's girl friend. Why do I hear so
much?
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